Don't you send me to vm
i think i have herpe
just one?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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