I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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