from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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