my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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