called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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