and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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