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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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