um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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