it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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