I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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