Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
