He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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