I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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