I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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