just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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