i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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