just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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