I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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