Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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