Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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