so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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