Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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