she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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