i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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