Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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