According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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