She's JV to your varsity
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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