I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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