So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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