Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
What drink are we having for lunch?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We need a shit load of segways right now
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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