i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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