Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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