Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you're hired as official boob wrangler
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
