you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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