i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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