he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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