I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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