I feel like abortions should bother me more
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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