I look better un-naked...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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