Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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