Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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