my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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