I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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