You're a womanizer and a bitch.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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