I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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