If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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