My hand turned me down
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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