the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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