You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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