yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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