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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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